Do you ever see a post on your dash and literally say “shut up” out loud
A depressed kid finds a girl in a box at the bottom of a pit. It turns out the girl is a princess and the daughter of the bad guy and also secretly a messenger for an alien race set on destroying human kind.
Seven years later the depressed kid becomes president and he asks girl in a box to marry him but she just says “NO WAY”. The aliens take girl in a box away so the guy rescues her and they finally get married but she disappears into pixie dust at the alter.
some jerkwad of a dad throws his kid away and a whimpy boy finds her
then seven years pass and she turns down the boy’s proposal (but eventually says yes), becomes a computer program for genocidal aliens, and then she dies during their wedding because her programmers are dead
the boy is now a lonely old man who wanders around telling people to plant plants
a kid who digs holes falls in love with a princess with cotton candy eyes
they fight crime but she pixelates and he becomes a hobo
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THANK YOU INTERNET
but this is seriously the coolest collection of webpages ever
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Ningen are one of the creepiest of cryptids. It literally means “human”, and it’s supposedly a very large unknown animal sighted by Japanese fisherman, which bears an remarkable resemblance to humans. Are over-sized natural species misidentified as Ningen? Not according to the legends. The creatures are said to inhabit the northern Pacific Ocean as well as the waters around the Antarctic. A detailed and well-researched post on this cryptid can be found here: The Ningen: Myth, Monster or Make Believe?
a-anon san i….Anonymous asked you: Would you be wiling to doodle a little ToukoxKyouhei please? oAo (as couple/ battle partners/ siblingish/any other of your preference).